September 2011
82 posts
Trying to look happy when no money falls out of your birthday card.
The difference between ...
white kids dancing at parties :
asian kids dancing at parties :
black kids dancing at parties :
The awkward moment when everyone is serious & you start laughing..
That moment when you forgot to bring a towel in the shower.
How could I have forgotten?!
No one’s around?
Run for your life
---THE ROLES OF FRIENDS---
That bitchy one who seems to always be on her period:
That hilarious one:
The annoying one who has to know everything:
The one who likes food (that’s probably everyone):
The innocent one, who sits there and listens to everyone:
The stupid one:
The mental one:
And the one who’s exactly like you:
I can put a face to almost everyone of these.
Reblog if you're the weird friend.
if you aren’t weird you aren’t grand mother fucker
if you play a nickelback album backwards, you hear satanic messages
even worse, if you play it forward, you hear nickelback
The awkward moment when you're over someones house and they offer you food but you don't know how much to take
